Well i have been escorting for over 21 years and in my time I have met the most amazing gentleman and have had a lot of fun. I see myself as friendly and approachable, have had a few dissapointments and have always bounced back I like make other feel at ease and I do feel my rates are reasonable.

In this post I am going to share with you some funny excuses I have had from some that have let me down and not told me they weren’t coming and have tried to rebook giving me an excuse when they ring. So here goes.

1 ) My mate got done for murder and I was trying to help him when the police were questioning him

2) I had forgotten my wallet and had to go back home to pick it up.

3) I did ring you but you wouldn’t answer my call

4) I had an attack of vertigo and I was hospitalised and that made me forget what I was doing

5) My mother couldn’t give me a lift as her car broke down

6) Sorry i didn’t know you was Indian I didn’t want to see an Indian lady

7) I bottled it as I was walking towards your place a car went past and I got nervous

8) My phone battery died and I couldn’t ring you last week.

My favourite out of these is the one where the guy claimed his friend had murdered someone.The second favourite is The vertigo one. Makes me chuckle. So there are funny moments in the job. The guy who had the excuse of his mother not being able to bring him was 30 years old.surely he wouldn’t want his mother tagging along.

Which one is your favourite.

I have added a few pictures for you to enjoy.